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[detectiveofthewest]

"Hey there! I ain't here right now, so leave a message and I'll get back to ya when I can."

TEXT / VOICEMAIL / OLD-FASHIONED LETTERS WHAT ARE THOSE...

♫ Dragon Palace - Okami
♫ Wind's Direction - Bravely Default
♫ World Map - Ni no Kuni
♫ Kiseki no Umi - Record of Lodoss War
♫ Time after Time - Mai Kuraki

Comments

[detectiveofthewest]

is your housemate?

[alethiological]

She doesn't know. She also possesses phones.

['High chance of yes'.]

[detectiveofthewest]

alright, alright fine, I get the picture. sheesh.

[The last message he sends from his current number is a piece of ASCII art which appears to be a giraffe sticking its tongue out at the recipient of the message. In point of fact, it is actually a ridiculously complicated code, even moreso than the last. He seriously doubted any fae could crack it, as it required not only the ability to crack ciphers, but knowledge about the old human TV mystery dramas from the twentieth century. And a vanishingly small amount of fae gave an adequate fuck about one or the other, let alone both. What it said was:]

I'm sorry about what happened to you.

[megidoomed]

[ The minute Will dives off to be a nerd code break, Aradia casually hijacks the conversation again because she's an idiot who rises to bait. ]

ok first of all that made me sound like some sort of spooky ghost cop and thats hurtful

[megidoomed]

even if i knew where to turn people in i still only do it if it's funny it's too much hassle otherwise

[megidoomed]

also thats a cute giraffe! but for some reason it made him go full screechmode again so i hope thats what you were intending

[ How. ]

[detectiveofthewest]

well I can still talk to you, right? you're not an incurable dweeb

some people just can't handle giraffes. it might be acacia nerves.

1/x, await ghosts

[alethiological]

[why is his phone still going off- god dammit]

I didn't screech. She's making false claims from biased evidence and I wish it stricken from the record on the grounds of slander and her being an asshole.

2/?

[megidoomed]

wow rude how am i the asshole here im just giving this cool mysterious stranger an accurate portrayal of how you dived across the room like a doofus

[megidoomed]

[ brb working out how to change his phone password to 'yolo' ]

see this is what i have to deal with here

4/4

[megidoomed]

some people are clearly allergic to fun and good taste unlike yourself mystery phone buddy

Re: 4/4

[detectiveofthewest]

are you only allowed to have fun on certain days, like mondays and wednesdays

[megidoomed]

and even then only for short periods of time its inhumane

[detectiveofthewest]

maybe you can negotiate for better conditions

threaten to spam your housemate's contacts with mushy love letters or else

[megidoomed]

the problem with that is he pretty much has none in here and its kinda depressing

[ Seriously. ]

also thatd probably get me salted again but itd be so worth it

[detectiveofthewest]

that is kind of depressing

how'd you end up living together?

[megidoomed]

[ A moment of silence for Will's social life. ]

i fell off a roof and landed next to him and he couldnt be bothered kicking me out

[ .... make of that what you will. ]

howd you two meet? you sound like you know eachother

[detectiveofthewest]

it's pretty boring actually

he was just kind of standing around. later he told me to get lost

so I guess it's a pattern?

[megidoomed]

theres definitely a pattern of him being grumpy for no good reason

like right now

he keeps yelling at me to stop ruining his life while completely ignoring the phone its really rude

who even does that

[detectiveofthewest]

is he actually saying stop ruining my life

I thought they only did that in movies

right before they stomp up to their room and start playing crawling in my skin

1/??? i am so sorry in advance

[megidoomed]

well no not literally

but i understand his heart

and his heart shops at hot topic

[ Okay that may be going too far but yolo. ]

[alethiological]

Stop changing my password.

And please, you're too off. My heart is a fragile Christmas ornament that you keep shattering on the cold, hard, loveless floor of your puns.

[megidoomed]

id stop changing it if you picked something that wasnt dumb

youre breaking my heart here dont be rude

such cruelty might end up being the death of me 0n0

[detectiveofthewest]

so are you guys dating

1/wait for ghostie

[alethiological]

Those puns were rather well executed.

[And on this version of the comment, the sadist grin falls off to apathy at the addition.

Well then. Let the games begin.]

I think she could find someone much better, but she doesn't believe how drop dead gorgeous she is.