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[detectiveofthewest]

"Hey there! I ain't here right now, so leave a message and I'll get back to ya when I can."

TEXT / VOICEMAIL / OLD-FASHIONED LETTERS WHAT ARE THOSE...

♫ Dragon Palace - Okami
♫ Wind's Direction - Bravely Default
♫ World Map - Ni no Kuni
♫ Kiseki no Umi - Record of Lodoss War
♫ Time after Time - Mai Kuraki

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no good at all, banned

[detectiveofthewest]

[what this again]

graveyard puns really

of corpse, you guys are perfect for each other

too bad here forever, also 1/x

[alethiological]

My apologies. I rarely foray into the wordplay sector on account of I hate it.

[But it's making her mad so HEY. All's fair in backstabbing.]

Besides, she's the one making the graveyard puns. I'm simply making death ones. Though I don't think either of us have the right to make corpse puns, seeing as I have a pulse and hers has probably rotted away by now.

2/3 - commits soul sudoku

[megidoomed]

[ Wh--

HEY, that's her corpse to make bad jokes about. Not seen is Aradia changing Will's password again. ]

i still have more of a right to de-composing corpse puns then you do so there

[megidoomed]

[ That wasn't childish at all, shut up. ]

death puns are a work of art and im doing my best

[detectiveofthewest]

this isn't what I was expecting when I texted

regretting everything tbh

[not really]

[alethiological]

Would you rather have the normal stereotype for this conversation? Ooh, Mister Mystery, tell me about your closed rooms, swoons, or whatever else are the half-cocked tropes these days.

[Observation: drywall shitposter. Not allergic to fun, take that ghost girl. And the next text comes at such an immediate rapid-fire, the typing speed can only be the stuff of fear:]

By the way. I wasn't alive for the 1951 serial you're referencing on line seventeen. That was the live series that the BBC, yet again, lost the tapes for. As if that's not par the course for everyone's assumptions by now.

[That is not an admonishment for messing up dates, not like it's his fault, but simply a correction in case he tries to pull the same thing later. But more importantly holy shit how is he that far already-]

Though if you're referencing it, at least something of relative value was lost there. A shame.

[detectiveofthewest]

tell your boyfriend that I'm not going to invite him into my closed rooms

also that not being alive isn't an excuse

you whippersnappers, always complaining about not being alive

I watched a video once where this kid didn't know who ace of base was

a tragic symptom of a greater societal disconnect with history

[apparently directed at Aradia]

i am late into forever and im so sorry

[megidoomed]

to be honest im not sure why youd invite him in the first place

all hed do is make dumb faces at everything

[ When utterly confused, revert to default tactic: throwing shade at the actual owner of the phone she's using. ]

unfortunately i have to lose out on respect points here because i didnt know who they were either until just now

and im pretty sure thats because theyre obsolete by now

sorry number dude 0n0

you're never forgiven

[detectiveofthewest]

I accept your apology

also what if I'm not a dude

what if I'm a highly trained parrot

you don't know

sobs into pillow

[megidoomed]

you could be a dude parrot

theres no way to prove it one way or the other

except looking at cloacas and nobody wants that ever

[detectiveofthewest]

my cloaca is off limits!!!

this conversation has taken an awkward turn