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detectiveofthewest
"Hey there! I ain't here right now, so leave a message and I'll get back to ya when I can."
TEXT / VOICEMAIL / OLD-FASHIONED LETTERS WHAT ARE THOSE...
♫ Dragon Palace - Okami
♫ Wind's Direction - Bravely Default
♫ World Map - Ni no Kuni
♫ Kiseki no Umi - Record of Lodoss War
♫ Time after Time - Mai Kuraki
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Date: 2015-06-22 07:56 pm (UTC)['No'.]
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Date: 2015-06-22 08:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-22 08:24 pm (UTC)['High chance of yes'.]
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Date: 2015-06-22 08:46 pm (UTC)[The last message he sends from his current number is a piece of ASCII art which appears to be a giraffe sticking its tongue out at the recipient of the message. In point of fact, it is actually a ridiculously complicated code, even moreso than the last. He seriously doubted any fae could crack it, as it required not only the ability to crack ciphers, but knowledge about the old human TV mystery dramas from the twentieth century. And a vanishingly small amount of fae gave an adequate fuck about one or the other, let alone both. What it said was:]
I'm sorry about what happened to you.
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Date: 2015-06-22 08:54 pm (UTC)be a nerdcode break, Aradia casually hijacks the conversation again because she's an idiot who rises to bait. ]ok first of all that made me sound like some sort of spooky ghost cop and thats hurtful
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Date: 2015-06-22 08:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-22 09:00 pm (UTC)[ How. ]
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Date: 2015-06-22 09:15 pm (UTC)some people just can't handle giraffes. it might be acacia nerves.
1/x, await ghosts
Date: 2015-06-22 09:26 pm (UTC)I didn't screech. She's making false claims from biased evidence and I wish it stricken from the record on the grounds of slander and her being an asshole.
2/?
Date: 2015-06-22 09:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-22 09:30 pm (UTC)see this is what i have to deal with here
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Date: 2015-06-22 09:32 pm (UTC)Re: 4/4
Date: 2015-06-22 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-22 09:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-06-22 09:47 pm (UTC)threaten to spam your housemate's contacts with mushy love letters or else
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Date: 2015-06-22 09:50 pm (UTC)[ Seriously. ]
also thatd probably get me salted again but itd be so worth it
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Date: 2015-06-22 10:06 pm (UTC)how'd you end up living together?
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Date: 2015-06-22 10:12 pm (UTC)i fell off a roof and landed next to him and he couldnt be bothered kicking me out
[ .... make of that what you will. ]
howd you two meet? you sound like you know eachother
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Date: 2015-06-22 10:41 pm (UTC)he was just kind of standing around. later he told me to get lost
so I guess it's a pattern?
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Date: 2015-06-22 11:44 pm (UTC)like right now
he keeps yelling at me to stop ruining his life while completely ignoring the phone its really rude
who even does that
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Date: 2015-06-22 11:48 pm (UTC)I thought they only did that in movies
right before they stomp up to their room and start playing crawling in my skin
1/??? i am so sorry in advance
Date: 2015-06-23 01:45 am (UTC)but i understand his heart
and his heart shops at hot topic
[ Okay that may be going too far but yolo. ]
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Date: 2015-06-23 01:48 am (UTC)And please, you're too off. My heart is a fragile Christmas ornament that you keep shattering on the cold, hard, loveless floor of your puns.
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Date: 2015-06-23 01:53 am (UTC)youre breaking my heart here dont be rude
such cruelty might end up being the death of me 0n0
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Date: 2015-06-23 01:56 am (UTC)1/wait for ghostie
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From:no good at all, banned
From:too bad here forever, also 1/x
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